The finished game, board open.
YOU: The Board Game
A board game that is entirely about one person.
- Made for
- One person. Entirely.
- Illustration
- Human, never AI
- Ready in
- About 7 days
You’ll answer the questions first and pay at the end. Nothing is charged until you’ve seen exactly what we’re making — and you get 24 hours after ordering to change anything, because production begins 24 hours after you order.
How long it takes
5 days production + 1 day quality check. Shipping calculated at checkout.
About 7 days from the day you finish your answers
Try it right now
Don’t take our word for it. Play a round.
40 cards.
All about one person.
Deal yourself a card
Every card is written from your answers. Type a name in the box at the top of the site and these will fill in with it.
The guest of honour isn't a spectator
Most party games talk about someone. This one hands them a role. Every player draws a card and answers a question about the diva — trivia, what-would-they-do, act-it-out, rapid fire. Get it right and you move forward. Get it wrong and the diva moves instead. She judges every answer, which means, structurally, she cannot lose. That joke lands every single time.
The Message Deck, and the glasses
On the diva's own turn she doesn't answer anything. She draws from the Personal Message Deck — notes written by the people at the table — and has to guess who sent it. The sender's name is printed scrambled. The only way to read it is through the red Scrambler glasses in the box. Guess right, move two spaces. It's the part of the game people remember a year later.
Drawn by a person, on purpose
The board, the box cover and the card backs are illustrated by a human artist working from your photographs. You pick which artist. Nothing about the artwork is AI-generated and it never will be — that's a commitment, not a production detail.
What arrives
Everything in the box
- Custom-illustrated game box with your diva on the cover
- Full custom game board, illustrated by a human artist
- 40 main deck cards across 4 personalized categories
- Personal Message Deck with scrambled sender names
- 6 wooden pawns
- Scrambler decoder glasses
- Rules card
Details
- Players
- 2–6 players
- Play time
- 45–60 min
- Ages
- Ages 12+
- Made in
- Castro Valley, California
- Artwork
- Human illustrators. No AI, ever.